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Saturday, March 21, 2015

进步, 繁荣的代价

国家进步, 社会繁荣, 生活水平怎样下降了?

国家进步, 社会繁荣, 屋子越建越多, 但是越来越贵。有人一间都买不起, 有人可买了几间。

话说A有4间屋子及两块地, 不工作, 出租3间屋子及两块地, 靠收屋租, 房租和地租生活; B有1间屋子, 工作赚钱过活; C没有屋子, 租屋子住, 租地种菜卖菜。

忽然有天国王心血来潮说: 我国的国库快被我和皇后花光了。 不加税不行了, 可是我国人民好像不是很富有, 加税引起民反, 怎么辦呢?

国库大臣说: 增加房地产税好了, 穷人家没有屋子, 没有田地, 增加房地产税对他们没有影响。
国王说: 好好, 就这么办好了。

布告在全国贴出後, 引起了各种异论。

C说: 太好了, 我没有屋子, 没有田地, 收那帮炒屋子的人的税, 我全力支持! 房价大跌了, 我就可以买房了。

B说: 没关系, 我只有一间屋子, 收那帮炒屋子的人的税, 我支持! 屋价大跌了, 我可以再买一间 来出租。

A偷笑: 哦, 房产税增加多少? 6%对吧? 下个月屋租涨10% , 地租漲7% 好了。

屋租, 地租上涨了, C很烦恼, 想换间屋子, 发现屋租, 地租都涨了, 只好忍。 不过生活再苦也要过。

C心想: 屋租地租都涨了, 赶明儿菜价也涨好了, 30%? 不够开销也没办法; 恩, 就这么办!

A和B去买菜, 发现菜价涨了, 很生气, 想换个菜场, 发现菜价都涨了, 只好少吃点了。

卖食小贩及餐厅老板发现菜价都涨30%, 只好向顾客下手。

租金上涨, 屋价也上涨。屋价上涨, 更多人买不起屋子, 只能咬紧牙根租屋子。屋租再涨, 屋价更涨的厉害。于是乎, 百物上涨的不亦乐乎。

国家进步了, 社会繁荣了, 什么都上升了, 可是生活水平呢? 下降了。

备注: 本故事纯属虚构, 如果有任何相似处, 這是偶然的巧合。

Thursday, March 12, 2015

World Women's Day

WOMAN

● changes her surname

● changes her home

● leaves her family

● moves in with you

● builds a home with you

● gets pregnant for you

● pregnancy changes her body

● she gets fat

● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth

● even the kids she delivers bear your surname

Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking for you and your children and maybe even your parents and grandparents, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, nuryuring your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefits you..... sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*

Happy World Women's Day!

Rock the world ladies!

A salute to ladies!

WOMAN MEANS :-

W ➖ WONDERFUL MOTHER
O ➖ OUTSTANDING PARTNER
M ➖ MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER
A ➖ ADORABLE SISTER
N ➖ NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD

Make every women feel proud of herself !!!💪

Friday, March 6, 2015

That Sum of Which is / That Son of Bitch is

A little boy was doing his Maths homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of bitch is nine . . ."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'

The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my Maths homework, Mum.'

"This is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked.

"Yes," the boy answered.

With full infuriation, the mother asked the teacher loudly the next day, 'What have
you been teaching my son all this while?"  

"How dare you do it?" added the agonised mother.

"Right now, we are learning addition," calmly the teacher replied.

"And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of bitch is four?" shouted the inflamed mother.

The teacher erupted into laughters.

After stopped laughing, the teacher said, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

"I'm very sorry for not finding out the truth first teacher," contritely apologised the mother. In a sheepish manner, she quickly walked away.

恭喜恭喜 (Gong Xi Gong Xi) / Good Wishes, Good Wishes

恭喜恭喜 (Gong Xi Gong Xi) / Good Wishes, Good Wishes

Chinese New Year Song (Chinese)

每条大街小巷,每个人的嘴里
见面第一句话,就是恭喜恭喜。

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀, 恭喜恭喜恭喜你

冬天已到尽头,真是好的消息;
温暖的春风,吹醒了大地。

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀, 恭喜恭喜恭喜你

皓皓冰雪溶解,眼看梅花吐蕊
漫漫长夜过去,听到一声鸡啼

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀, 恭喜恭喜恭喜你

經過多少困難, 經歷多少磨練
多少心兒盼望, 春天的消息

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀, 恭喜恭喜恭喜你

Chinese New Year Song (English)

On every street and pathway, On everyone's lips,
The first thing we say is, "Good wishes, good wishes."

Good wishes, good wishes to you, yeah!
Good wishes, good wishes to you!

Winter has come to an end, That is really good news,
A warm spring breeze is blowing to wake up the earth.

Good wishes, good wishes to you, yeah!
Good wishes, good wishes to you!

The icy snow has melted, See the plum tree blossom!
The long night is past, I heard the cock crow.

Good wishes, good wishes to you, yeah!
Good wishes, good wishes to you!

After so many difficulties, Such bad tempers
So many children in their hearts, Look forward to the news of Spring!

Good wishes, good wishes to you, yeah!
Good wishes, good wishes to you!

Chinese New Year Song (French)
Chanson de Nouvel An chinois (Chinois)

Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux
Dans chaque rue et chemin, Sur les lèvres de chacun,
La première chose que nous disions est,
"Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux."

Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux, ouais !
Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux !

L'hiver touche à sa fin, C'est une très bonne nouvelle,
Une chaude brise de printemps, Souffle pour réveiller la terre.

Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux, ouais !
Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux !

La neige glacée a fondu, Regardez le prunier fleurir !
La longue nuit est passée, J'entends chanter le coq.

Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux, ouais !
Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux !

Après tant de difficultés, Tant de mauvaise humeur,
Tant d'enfants, dans leurs cœurs,
Attendent avec impatience les nouvelles du printemps.

Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux, ouais !
Meilleurs vœux, meilleurs vœux !

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

做一个真正的自己

你再好, 不见得每个人都会喜欢你。
有人会羡慕你,也有人会讨厌你。
有人会嫉妒你,也有人会看不起你。

别人嘴里的你,不是真实的你。
别人眼中的你,也不是真实的你。
别人心中的你,更不是真实的你。
一样的嘴巴,有不一样的说法。
一样的眼睛,也有不一样的看法。
一样的心,更有不一样的想法。

一样的钱,有不一样的用法。
钱离开人,废纸一张;
人离开钱,废物一个。

一样的人,有不一样的活法!
做事不需人人都理解,只需尽心尽力。
做人不需人人都喜欢,只需坦坦荡荡。

男人再帅 ,扛不起责任 ,照样是废物。
女人再美 ,为了金钱而活的,照样是婊子。
好男人不像公交车,不会十分钟就来一辆。
好女人也不像公交车,投钱就能上。

坚持,注定有孤独彷徨,
质疑嘲笑,也都无妨。
就算遍体鳞伤,也要撑起坚强,
鹰,不需鼓掌,也在飞翔。
小草,没人心疼,也在成长。

人生的路,要活出自我,活出自信。
一世并不长,既然来了,就要活得漂亮!