~ Thoughts of @ Kampong Folk ~ **乡下人的 怀古思今**

国家进步, 社会繁荣, 生活水平怎样下降了? 国家进步, 社会繁荣, 屋子越建越多, 但是越来越贵。有人一间都买不起, 有人可买了几间。 话说A有4间屋子及两块地, 不工作, 出租3间屋子及两块地, 靠收屋租, 房租和地租生活; B有1间屋子, 工作赚钱过活; C没有屋子...

WOMAN ● changes her surname ● changes her home ● leaves her family ● moves in with you ● builds a home with you ● gets pregnant ...

A little boy was doing his Maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son...

恭喜恭喜 (Gong Xi Gong Xi) / Good Wishes, Good Wishes Chinese New Year Song (Chinese) 每条大街小巷，每个人的嘴里 见面第一句话，就是恭喜恭喜。 恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀, 恭喜恭喜恭喜你 冬天...

你再好， 不见得每个人都会喜欢你。 有人会羡慕你，也有人会讨厌你。 有人会嫉妒你，也有人会看不起你。 别人嘴里的你，不是真实的你。 别人眼中的你，也不是真实的你。 别人心中的你，更不是真实的你。 一样的嘴巴，有不一样的说法。 一样的眼睛，也有不一样的看法。 一样...

一天， 白羊和一只狮子走进餐厅。 老板说您要啥？羊说：‘一份套餐。谢谢。’ 老板又问：‘你的狮子不饿吗？’ 羊说：‘ 不。THANKS’ 老板不死心又问： 真的不要吗？’ 羊说是的。 老板有些不甘心问：‘ 你再考虑一下, 它真的不要吗.' 羊不...

Nobel invited many Scientists and Mathematicians to attend the reunion *Ampere requested to have current for his electric path * Archimed...

A touching story you may have heard of . . . Once upon a time, an old rich but thrifty woman moved into a new house. She was very upset t...

Don't underestimate kids, they are very creative and imaginative. _______________________________ TEACHER: Bunyau, go to the map a...

An American & an Indian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the American man stole 3 chocolate bars. After they le...