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Saturday, February 28, 2015

A Reunion Invitation

Nobel invited many Scientists and Mathematicians to attend the reunion

*Ampere requested to have current for his electric path
* Archimedes was buoyant at the thought

* Boyle said he was under too much pressure
* Charles would be in presence with Boyle and Renault to showcase the best trios

* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved
* Edison thought the idea was illuminating

* Einstein said it would be relatively easy to turn up than not
* Faraday promised to electromagnetise if there was a power failure

* Gauss suggested to use a heliotrope to reflect light if there was a power failure
* Hertz assured to attend with greater frequency in future

* Hunter asserted the inexistence of small pox
* Ivan Pavlov said classical conditioning can estimate the number of attendees

* Jenson confirmed that he would not bring along the nuclear shell
* Kirchhoff offered to circuit the connection of this reunion

* Leibniz said he would differentiate the variables to help to finalise the attendees
* Morse iterated, "Would be there on the dot, must dash, need space."

* Newton said he'd drop in with an apple for the host
* Ohm resisted the idea

* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated their enthusiasm
* Quinn felt that reunion can strengthen the strong interactions

* Robert Ross promised he could protect all the guests from malaria
* Schrodinger had quantized his presence overcoming various barriers

* Thompson said he can construct a Rumford Furnace if reunion is outdoor
* Urry in assuring his presence said he would provide free lithium battery

* Volta was electrified in receiving the invitation
* Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam

* Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
* Xavier Bichat who resisted death counter proposed immortal reunion

* Young guaranteed his presence in spite of suffering from astigmatism
* Zanetti agreed to bring the EGG to diagnose dementia of the attendees

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